Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Top SMS


Bachlor's Life :-

Monday – Dosti
Tuesday – Pyaar
Wednesday – Shaadi
Thursday – Barbadi
Friday – Fighting
Saturday – Divorce
Sunday – Rest
Monday – Next

Dosti


Aapki dosti hame itni pasand hai
jaise ullu ko raat
dentist ko daat
aur gadhe ko laat
raja ko gaddi
kutte ko haddi
aur, aur
naange ho chaddi
Dosti Kehte hai
Dil tutna saza hai mohabbat ki,
dil jorna ada he dosti ki,
mango jo kurbani wo he mohabbat,
jo bin mange ho gaye kurban use kehte he dosti.

Pyaar Karti Hai
Mat kar dost apni girlfriend se itni mohabbat
woh akho se war karti hia
maine dekha hai uski ankho ko
vo mujh se bhi pyaar karti hai

Khuda ne banya he apko
Apni sanso me mahakta paya he Apko
hr khwabme hmne bulaya he Apko
Q n kre shiddat se yad Apko
jb hmari yari k liye hi khuda ne banya he apko

Dost ka sath rahe
Rishto me pyar ki Mithas rahe,
na Mitne wala ehsas rahe
kehne ko to Choti C hai ye
Zindgi lambi ho Jaye agar aap jaise dost ka sath rahe
Flirt Sms
Boy 2 girl : You like DAIRYMILK
girl : sure why not..
boy : that means Darling Always I Remember You
2 Meet Immediately 4 a Long Kiss

Naughty Flirt Message
boy : give me book
girl : which book u want?
boy : no no book means

B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.

A teasing flirt sms
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

Advanced April Fool sms
Go To Write Msg Option Turn T9 Dictionary On
And Write: 277451366514612382623
And Then See The Magic.
Zaror Krna Its Nice Try It Must Itz Really Vry Nice.

Advanced April FoolIf today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2) nature
3) style
4) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

1st Fool
Plz open this
after 2 days at thursday.
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I know u can't wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance

Funny Sardar Jokes - April Fool
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket
and said april fool.
I have a pass.

A cool & nice sms - friend come b4 relative
Dictionary is the only place
where Death comes before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorce before Marriage,
But Friend come before Relative.

Cool urdu sms
Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He'll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.